asapplepie: (a morning-glory at my window)
Alfred F. Jones ([personal profile] asapplepie) wrote2012-04-01 09:59 pm
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APRIL FOOLS!!!!!

This is a roleplay post on dreamwidth dot org that is for roleplaying April Fools interactions.

Open post, just reply and other people can tag you or some shit.
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tsunneverset: (what is a mochi and why is it smiling)

[personal profile] tsunneverset 2013-04-03 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[he takes all of a whole second to think about this before clicking no]
asapplepie: (meanwhile at the hall of justice!)

[personal profile] asapplepie 2013-04-03 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[UM excuse you immediately blaring sirens everywhere 1 minute to nuclear apocalypse.

And also:]

tsunneverset: (YOUR MOM is a washed-up ex empire)

[personal profile] tsunneverset 2013-04-03 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[HE WOULD RATHER DIE A VALIANT DEATH HEXING RUSSIA'S BALLS OFF THAN CLICK ON ANYTHING THAT SAYS 'SAVE ME AMERICA'

but fine, maybe if it'll get the sirens to shut up and also his hand just happened to accidentally brush the enter key in his ritual okay!!]
tsunneverset: (what is a mochi and why is it smiling)

Re: [S] Click

[personal profile] tsunneverset 2013-04-03 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
What the buggering fuck is this supposed to be.
asapplepie: (faster than a speeding bullet)

[personal profile] asapplepie 2013-04-03 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[LOL calling over Skype (he installed it on your computer while he was hacking your military okay)]
tsunneverset: (oh sweet jesus france PUT THAT AWAY)

[personal profile] tsunneverset 2013-04-03 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[what the hell, first Russia is nuking him and now his computer has turned into a phone THIS IS NOT A GOOD DAY TO BE ENGLAND]

America? What in the blazes is going on here!
asapplepie: (one giant leap)

[personal profile] asapplepie 2013-04-03 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahahaha, don't worry, I'll save you! Hahahahaha you got pranked so hard. Hahahahaha April Fool!!!
tsunneverset: (YOUR MOM is a washed-up ex empire)

[personal profile] tsunneverset 2013-04-03 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You -- you -- ffffff, you complete wanker! I wasn't scared! Fucking tosser! I knew it was a joke the whole time! I'm going to curse your balls off!
asapplepie: (a morning-glory at my window)

[personal profile] asapplepie 2013-04-03 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha oh man, that was the best, and what are you even wearing?

I'll protect you, dude, you don't have to put on your robe and wizard hat.
tsunneverset: (bomb these walls down)

[personal profile] tsunneverset 2013-04-03 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't need your protection! I-I'm not touched by the offer or anything! Don't think you'll get out of my terrifying curses that easily!

And it's a cloak. My wizard's hat is still at Hogwarts.
asapplepie: (but if i know you i know what you do)

[personal profile] asapplepie 2013-04-03 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
If curses were real, you would have cursed Russia's balls off for real, and that would have made my prank the greatest in history.

Though it was still pretty great. Even I didn't expect it would be so easy to hack into your military's computer network.
tsunneverset: (YOUR MOM is a washed-up ex empire)

[personal profile] tsunneverset 2013-04-03 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
That's just because it wasn't finished yet! And besides, I forgot to take into account that I can't hex off what was never there in the first place.

Shut up! Is not! Don't underestimate my MI6! I'm sending James Bond to kick your sorry arse right now!
asapplepie: (i am not an american i'm THE american)

[personal profile] asapplepie 2013-04-03 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Please, England, James Bond isn't real. And if he was, he'd be my best friend and he'd betray your government for me.
tsunneverset: (why do i bother with these muggles)

[personal profile] tsunneverset 2013-04-03 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
He would not! He'd hate you! He'd shoot you in the head! Ahhhh, dammit, what happened to the days when you believed everything I told you, you used to be so cute....
asapplepie: (high apple pie in the sky hopes)

[personal profile] asapplepie 2013-04-03 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Now the tables have turned, and you're the gullible one! Me and James Bond like to hang out and make fun of you.
tsunneverset: (what is a mochi and why is it smiling)

[personal profile] tsunneverset 2013-04-03 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
That's ridiculous, someone as classy as James Bond wouldn't be caught dead in a McDonald's. Besides, he'd never betray me!
asapplepie: (come along and sing a song)

[personal profile] asapplepie 2013-04-03 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
We wouldn't go to McDonald's, we'd go out to a fancy bar and beat bad guys at poker and pick up chicks. And he'd let me drive his car.

Anyway, it's not like I'd be against you. In fact, it's more like he'd know the bad guys the CIA deals with are the same ones that threaten you, only they do a better job.
tsunneverset: (YOUR MOM is a washed-up ex empire)

[personal profile] tsunneverset 2013-04-04 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't know how to be fancy if an etiquette book clobbered you on the back of your thick skull. And like hell are you getting your grubby hands over one of my Aston Martins!

They most certainly do not! It's not my fault your enemies keep mistaking me for you! [okay technically it is but he is full of righteous anger right now]
asapplepie: (don't mess with texas)

[personal profile] asapplepie 2013-04-04 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Please, most of them hated you way before they hated me. They just hate me more because I'm a more dangerous enemy.

I'm really good with cars. Aston Martins aren't the best, but I'd know how to drive it.
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