[So sorry, Prussia. No one believes you can top. More importantly, Japan doesn't believe you can top. Blame Japan.]
That's not really the worst or even the most blasphemous part of it. [He may or may not be depicted in his Teutonic robes at some point don't give her ideas]
Of - of course I have! I'm so awesome, I've heard of everything!
[QUICK CHANGE THE SUBJECT oh look let's flip through this handy doujinshi so interesting way more interesting than these weird positions he totally knows about]
Huh, are those my old robes? Aww, look how adorable I was back then--
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That's not really the worst or even the most blasphemous part of it. [He may or may not be depicted in his Teutonic robes at some point don't give her ideas]
You never heard of topping from the bottom?
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[QUICK CHANGE THE SUBJECT oh look let's flip through this handy doujinshi so interesting way more interesting than these weird positions he totally knows about]
Huh, are those my old robes? Aww, look how adorable I was back then--
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-- OH DEAR MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!
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