WORLD MEETING!!!!!

[asapplepie]

[They're having one.

Oh it's a world meeting all right.

Let's do this.]

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[asapplepie]

[America is sitting in the back texting on his iphone with his headphones in. Occasionally laughing to himself.]

[armywithcountry]

[squints at the back of the iphone]

What's so funny about a little box?

[balaton]

[Have a nation burst in, in a flurry of papers Have we started yet? I had to stop at the print shop.

[asapplepie]

Nah, we haven't started.

[As the meeting is going on in full swing.]

[balaton]

Oh dear. I was almost worried, too. [She gently, but persistently, shoves the next wheelie chair to make space for herself at her favorite spot.]

[asapplepie]

Nah, they're just talking about some boring stuff.

[Intense discussion of important European matters is happening.]

If you have to go back out, I'll call you when we get to anything important.

[balaton]

Are you trying to get me to do the same for you? It would only be fair. [Maybe she borrow Austria's notes later.]

[armywithcountry]

NO PORN ALLOWED.

[balaton]

Don't be ridiculous! A lady would never. [Yes. A lady totally would.]

[armywithcountry]

I don't see any ladies here. Where?

[balaton]

I'm not your glasses.

What did I miss?

[armywithcountry]

Ew, as if I'd ever be caught dead wearing that kind of sissy shit! My eyesight's awesome, just like the rest of me.

We decided that everyone's cool with me invading Austria and wiping that aristocrat off the map once and for all.

[balaton]

[Her hands tighten around the pile of papers before she "accidentally" let slip a slim volume with someone who suspiciously looks like a white haired country on the cover."]

[armywithcountry]

...WHAT IS THAT.

[balaton]

I thought you didn't need sissy glasses to see. Or have you gone temporarily blind?

[armywithcountry]

Yeah, blind from horror! Tell me I at least wind up with someone worthy of my awesomeness.

[balaton]

Don't be silly. Light haired characters never top.

[armywithcountry]

What - how does that even make - half of us have light --

...wait, does this mean I get to top Russia? Hahahaha, I knew it!

[balaton]

[Do you really want to know tho]

That's too filthy to contemplate.

[armywithcountry]

[you underestimate his desire to crush Russia's dumb fat face through whatever tiny petty victories he can get, since he's obviously never going to be able to get a real one]

Hey, you're the one who started it with your dirty, blasephemous pornography of me not topping! I could take on any of these losers and win! [it's the not topping part he's really concerned about....]

[balaton]

[So sorry, Prussia. No one believes you can top. More importantly, Japan doesn't believe you can top. Blame Japan.]

That's not really the worst or even the most blasphemous part of it. [He may or may not be depicted in his Teutonic robes at some point don't give her ideas]

You never heard of topping from the bottom?

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[armywithcountry]

Of - of course I have! I'm so awesome, I've heard of everything!

[QUICK CHANGE THE SUBJECT oh look let's flip through this handy doujinshi so interesting way more interesting than these weird positions he totally knows about]

Huh, are those my old robes? Aww, look how adorable I was back then--

[armywithcountry]

-- OH DEAR MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!

[balaton]

[Oh look suddenly Hungary is very busy aligning her papers against the table, not making eye contact] I don't see what the problem is.

[motheringnation]

[Ukraine is sitting at the table shuffling through some papers and looking worried.]

Oh no. I have to have it somewhere. Where did it go?

[asapplepie]

[Coincidentally, folding a paper airplane!]

[motheringnation]

[searching, searching. She looks over to see America.]

Ah... Mr. America have you seen a piece of paper with oil prices on it? I can't find it, but I just had it on the table. It's very important.

[asapplepie]

[Pauses mid-aiming his plane towards the back of Russia's head. There may be some prices visible on it.]

Nope!

[motheringnation]

[About to turn and ask someone else when she notes the plane in his hand.]

America where did you get that paper! Let me see it!

[arrivederci]

[Sleeping on the table.]

[asapplepie]

[Using Italy's head as a cup rest]

[armywithcountry]

[building a castle out of all the bottles of beer he brought, complete with a beer keep and little beer defenders on the walls]

[asapplepie]

[Making airplane noises as he sends in his paper plane for the attack!]

[armywithcountry]

[hahaha what the fuck are planes]

Hey, no fair invading my castle with giant kites, that would never work! Trust me, I've tried.