WORLD MEETING!!!!!

[asapplepie]

[They're having one.

Oh it's a world meeting all right.

Let's do this.]

Comments

[balaton]

Don't be ridiculous! A lady would never. [Yes. A lady totally would.]

[armywithcountry]

I don't see any ladies here. Where?

[balaton]

I'm not your glasses.

What did I miss?

[armywithcountry]

Ew, as if I'd ever be caught dead wearing that kind of sissy shit! My eyesight's awesome, just like the rest of me.

We decided that everyone's cool with me invading Austria and wiping that aristocrat off the map once and for all.

[balaton]

[Her hands tighten around the pile of papers before she "accidentally" let slip a slim volume with someone who suspiciously looks like a white haired country on the cover."]

[armywithcountry]

...WHAT IS THAT.

[balaton]

I thought you didn't need sissy glasses to see. Or have you gone temporarily blind?

[armywithcountry]

Yeah, blind from horror! Tell me I at least wind up with someone worthy of my awesomeness.

[balaton]

Don't be silly. Light haired characters never top.

[armywithcountry]

What - how does that even make - half of us have light --

...wait, does this mean I get to top Russia? Hahahaha, I knew it!

[balaton]

[Do you really want to know tho]

That's too filthy to contemplate.

[armywithcountry]

[you underestimate his desire to crush Russia's dumb fat face through whatever tiny petty victories he can get, since he's obviously never going to be able to get a real one]

Hey, you're the one who started it with your dirty, blasephemous pornography of me not topping! I could take on any of these losers and win! [it's the not topping part he's really concerned about....]

[balaton]

[So sorry, Prussia. No one believes you can top. More importantly, Japan doesn't believe you can top. Blame Japan.]

That's not really the worst or even the most blasphemous part of it. [He may or may not be depicted in his Teutonic robes at some point don't give her ideas]

You never heard of topping from the bottom?

1/2

[armywithcountry]

Of - of course I have! I'm so awesome, I've heard of everything!

[QUICK CHANGE THE SUBJECT oh look let's flip through this handy doujinshi so interesting way more interesting than these weird positions he totally knows about]

Huh, are those my old robes? Aww, look how adorable I was back then--

[armywithcountry]

-- OH DEAR MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!

[balaton]

[Oh look suddenly Hungary is very busy aligning her papers against the table, not making eye contact] I don't see what the problem is.