asapplepie: (faster than a speeding bullet)
Alfred F. Jones ([personal profile] asapplepie) wrote2013-02-25 09:05 pm

WORLD MEETING!!!!!

[They're having one.

Oh it's a world meeting all right.

Let's do this.]
balaton: Strange Pink (pic#4043164)

[personal profile] balaton 2013-02-26 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Her hands tighten around the pile of papers before she "accidentally" let slip a slim volume with someone who suspiciously looks like a white haired country on the cover."]
balaton: Nachbar (pic#4043162)

[personal profile] balaton 2013-02-26 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
I thought you didn't need sissy glasses to see. Or have you gone temporarily blind?
armywithcountry: (have you met the wife yet LIKE A BOSS)

[personal profile] armywithcountry 2013-02-26 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, blind from horror! Tell me I at least wind up with someone worthy of my awesomeness.
balaton: Strange Pink (pic#4043166)

[personal profile] balaton 2013-02-26 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be silly. Light haired characters never top.
armywithcountry: (Default)

[personal profile] armywithcountry 2013-02-26 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
What - how does that even make - half of us have light --

...wait, does this mean I get to top Russia? Hahahaha, I knew it!
balaton: Nachbar (pic#4043161)

[personal profile] balaton 2013-02-26 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Do you really want to know tho]

That's too filthy to contemplate.
armywithcountry: (but i want saxony now LIKE A BOSS)

[personal profile] armywithcountry 2013-02-26 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[you underestimate his desire to crush Russia's dumb fat face through whatever tiny petty victories he can get, since he's obviously never going to be able to get a real one]

Hey, you're the one who started it with your dirty, blasephemous pornography of me not topping! I could take on any of these losers and win! [it's the not topping part he's really concerned about....]
Edited 2013-02-26 03:46 (UTC)
balaton: Strange Pink (pic#4043165)

[personal profile] balaton 2013-02-26 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[So sorry, Prussia. No one believes you can top. More importantly, Japan doesn't believe you can top. Blame Japan.]

That's not really the worst or even the most blasphemous part of it. [He may or may not be depicted in his Teutonic robes at some point don't give her ideas]

You never heard of topping from the bottom?
armywithcountry: (can't remember jena LIKE A BOSS)

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[personal profile] armywithcountry 2013-02-28 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Of - of course I have! I'm so awesome, I've heard of everything!

[QUICK CHANGE THE SUBJECT oh look let's flip through this handy doujinshi so interesting way more interesting than these weird positions he totally knows about]

Huh, are those my old robes? Aww, look how adorable I was back then--
armywithcountry: (what do you mean dissolved LIKE A BOSS)

[personal profile] armywithcountry 2013-02-28 04:23 am (UTC)(link)









-- OH DEAR MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!
balaton: Nachbar (pic#4043161)

[personal profile] balaton 2013-02-28 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh look suddenly Hungary is very busy aligning her papers against the table, not making eye contact] I don't see what the problem is.