WORLD MEETING!!!!!

[asapplepie]

[They're having one.

Oh it's a world meeting all right.

Let's do this.]

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[balaton]

[Her hands tighten around the pile of papers before she "accidentally" let slip a slim volume with someone who suspiciously looks like a white haired country on the cover."]

[armywithcountry]

...WHAT IS THAT.

[balaton]

I thought you didn't need sissy glasses to see. Or have you gone temporarily blind?

[armywithcountry]

Yeah, blind from horror! Tell me I at least wind up with someone worthy of my awesomeness.

[balaton]

Don't be silly. Light haired characters never top.

[armywithcountry]

What - how does that even make - half of us have light --

...wait, does this mean I get to top Russia? Hahahaha, I knew it!

[balaton]

[Do you really want to know tho]

That's too filthy to contemplate.

[armywithcountry]

[you underestimate his desire to crush Russia's dumb fat face through whatever tiny petty victories he can get, since he's obviously never going to be able to get a real one]

Hey, you're the one who started it with your dirty, blasephemous pornography of me not topping! I could take on any of these losers and win! [it's the not topping part he's really concerned about....]

[balaton]

[So sorry, Prussia. No one believes you can top. More importantly, Japan doesn't believe you can top. Blame Japan.]

That's not really the worst or even the most blasphemous part of it. [He may or may not be depicted in his Teutonic robes at some point don't give her ideas]

You never heard of topping from the bottom?

1/2

[armywithcountry]

Of - of course I have! I'm so awesome, I've heard of everything!

[QUICK CHANGE THE SUBJECT oh look let's flip through this handy doujinshi so interesting way more interesting than these weird positions he totally knows about]

Huh, are those my old robes? Aww, look how adorable I was back then--

[armywithcountry]

-- OH DEAR MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!

[balaton]

[Oh look suddenly Hungary is very busy aligning her papers against the table, not making eye contact] I don't see what the problem is.