[Her hands tighten around the pile of papers before she "accidentally" let slip a slim volume with someone who suspiciously looks like a white haired country on the cover."]
[you underestimate his desire to crush Russia's dumb fat face through whatever tiny petty victories he can get, since he's obviously never going to be able to get a real one]
Hey, you're the one who started it with your dirty, blasephemous pornography of me not topping! I could take on any of these losers and win! [it's the not topping part he's really concerned about....]
[So sorry, Prussia. No one believes you can top. More importantly, Japan doesn't believe you can top. Blame Japan.]
That's not really the worst or even the most blasphemous part of it. [He may or may not be depicted in his Teutonic robes at some point don't give her ideas]
Of - of course I have! I'm so awesome, I've heard of everything!
[QUICK CHANGE THE SUBJECT oh look let's flip through this handy doujinshi so interesting way more interesting than these weird positions he totally knows about]
Huh, are those my old robes? Aww, look how adorable I was back then--
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...WHAT IS THAT.
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...wait, does this mean I get to top Russia? Hahahaha, I knew it!
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That's too filthy to contemplate.
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Hey, you're the one who started it with your dirty, blasephemous pornography of me not topping! I could take on any of these losers and win! [it's the not topping part he's really concerned about....]
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That's not really the worst or even the most blasphemous part of it. [He may or may not be depicted in his Teutonic robes at some point don't give her ideas]
You never heard of topping from the bottom?
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[QUICK CHANGE THE SUBJECT oh look let's flip through this handy doujinshi so interesting way more interesting than these weird positions he totally knows about]
Huh, are those my old robes? Aww, look how adorable I was back then--
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-- OH DEAR MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!
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